Whilst Mummy's nose is small and neat,
Dad's nose is long and lanky,
And I have to say the room vibrates
If he blows in his hanky.
But when Dad sneezes it's much worse -
He really rocks the rafters -
But now we know what to expect,
We fall about with laughter.
We took Dad to a restaurant once;
He shamed us, there's no doubt.
He sneezed the peas quite off the plates
And the staff then threw us out.
We went to Ascot Races too,
Where posh hats were displayed,
But Dad gave one gigantic sneeze
And sneezed them all away.
We feel we don't know what to do
With Daddy's sneezing habit.
Mum says that we should ditch poor Dad
And next time buy a rabbit.
Copyright on all my poems
'Daddy's Sneezing Habit' went into my 'Josie's Poems - Funny Poems' book in 2010. Five books were published by AMS Educational Ltd. Whilst the publisher has retired now and the poems are no longer in print in the books, you are lucky enough to be able to access them from my five websites. I hope you enjoy the poems as much as the children who chose them for publishing, and if you do, hand a friend a little card which says: "Google JOSIE'S POEMS" please so that other children and their class may also enjoy them. Many thanks. Josie